blink 182 quotes

" i hope this song touches you like your father does."

"Hey..how old are you? 15? OH MY GOD!!! Put those things away."

"It's cold, it's raining.....and this is the most boringest place on earth."

"We write songs about love, life friendship, food.....your mom."

"For me, sex with a girl is a race to orgasm, and I am undefeated."

"Just one boobie will make me horny as shit. And if you have three boobies, then I'll get really really horny!"

"I can't live without Mexican food.

"I don't get boy bands these days. Thye don't write their own songs and everything is choreographed from their dance moves to how they have sex with each other after the show."

"Humor has become so cliché and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."

"I wet myself at night when I'm asleep, just like everybody.....I spy on my dad when he's taking a shower just like everybody else in this world.....we're not just a joke band"

"We don't want to act like adults. Anybody who can stay in a state of adolescence will be much better off later on. Look at people who are working nine-to-five jobs out of college, and look at professional skateboarders or guys in punk bands. See who's having more fun."

"This type of music has a limited time span so we have to evolve and do the best we can now."

"Our take on punk is really just fun: it's fun to offend people and do what we want to. But it isn't that offensive. We make music for ourselves and everybody else who gets it. It's a lifestyle scene. If you don't get it you don't have to listen."

"I haven't grown up at all since I was a freshmen in high school, and neither has my penis."

"This is a scene and the bands that have been in it a long time deserve the breaks. Doesn't mean they've changed. We haven't. We're still writing songs about girls."

"We take our music very seriously."

"I study that stuff, man, UFOs ... I'll tell you that I think in the next year the US government is going to come out and admit that aliens have visited Earth. The reason I think that is that I listen to this radio show at home which deals with all this stuff."

"Usually I'm too drunk to really care about it. Sometimes I'll look at my shirt and see a bunch of loogies and get all grossed out, but it's all in the name of fun."

"Some people think we're idiots and perverts, which we are."

"I came up with a little formula," Delonge says. "If you write songs about girls you get girls at show. We write a lot of songs about girls."

"Our take on punk is really just fun: it's fun to offend people and do what we want to. But it isn't that offensive. We make music for ourselves and everybody else who gets it. It's a lifestyle scene. If you don't get it you don't have to listen."

"And as for signing to a bigger label .... well I'd like to make a lot of money and fuck credibility. If I did it doesn't make me any different. Just richer."

"This is a scene and the bands that have been in it a long time deserve the breaks. Doesn't mean they've changed. We haven't. We're still writing songs about girls."

"I think we need to [rehearse] more often. At least that's what people have been telling us for ten years."

"It's so obvious that I have the most masculine attributes. If femininity were a sport, [Mark and Travis] would have a gold medal."

"If a person has brains, they probably don't listen to our music. If a person has any pride or any kind of family values, chances are they probably don't listen to us."

"I'm not gay, alot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay."

"I'm picturing you all naked. Now I'm picturing you all in wheel chairs. Ok, sorry that was fucked up."

"I believe in unicorns, well I mean who doesn't? It's like a horse with a stick on top of his head."

"I'm the ninja of the masturbatory arts."

"Please don't throw up your dirty toilet paper... I'm not hungry."

"Yeah today the photo shoot is actually going quite well, I just love getting make-up and my butt worked on. What I usually do before a photo shoot is get my butt spackled, shaved, waxed, massaged and buffed..."

"I don't know why I am in this band, I am the only guy that likes girls. I am the only one that believes that guys and girls should be together and that babies should be made the penis vagina way. The old way. These guys are trying to create some weird wacky, "maybe the penis in the butt will get a kid", I don't know. I don't think that works"
Mark: " What?"
Tom: " No dude, don't come here and try to act like your like heterosexual."

"Make way for the hurt kid... and bring me their wallet."

"I applaud anyone who thinks I'm good looking, then invite them into my world."

"Everyone take your pants off!"

"Hey this song's really hard to play so maybe if you all shut the fuck up I could concentrate."(Before W.M.A.A)

"Hey I'm shit at playing this song so just ignore me for the next two, two and a half minutes." (Before W.M.A.A)

"We're gonna sing a song about dancing... it's not really about dancing but feel free to get your groove on anyway, y'know what I'm sayin'?"

"I think I might get laid more... by my dad"

(Leaving a message on Jen's phone) "Hey Honey, justed wanted to call you and say I love you, show's are alot of fun. Well really I was thinking of your boobs, I just think you've got great boobs, I love the way your body looks and I love it when you're naked."

"Do I look feminem to you when I stand like this?"

Mark:"Travis has just informed us that it is his nephews twelf birthday today."
Tom: "Finally, someone with a dick smaller than mine, and how often can I say that?!"

"Burn him alive!!"

"Why do they, why do they, all kick me in the groin when I come here, and I'm not complaining it just hurts after abit."

"I wasn't very popular in high school. Apparently the whole three testical thing wasn't very "in"..."

"Right now people say I'm ugly, but in 150 years they won't be saying that."

"Everyone throws things at us..."

"I think we need therapy."

"You laugh at me cos I'm different... I laugh at you cos you're all the same!"

"All in the name of science, of course."

"I hated, hated, hated my job... you know those people who hated their jobs, that's me!"

"I am such a freak."

"It's like a punk rock barbecue."

"We pull of looking stupid very well. We can do that without even trying."

"There's too many rad things to stick in your butt besides a living animal."

"Maybe I do want to become a woman... what's the crime in that?"

"It's not that we lie, we just change the truth to make a better story."

"It's cold, it's raining, and this is the most boringest place on earth."

"We write songs about love, friendships, life, food... your mom..."

"Is this healthy? The rain, the cold, the Germany? The snot, the nose, the fever?"

"Some people think we're idiots or perverts... don't argue people. We're both."

"Humour has become so boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends them or make them feel uncomfortable."

"I think that I'm probably the sexiest and the best in bed... even if I'm by myself in bed."

"We don't want to act like adults..."

Mark's Quotes

"Come see the softer side of Sears."

"Travis wears Victoria's Secret vanilla perfume. He is seriously the best-smelling dude in the band. Tom and I used to make fun of him 'cause he always burns candles and incense, but we stopped because we relized we like the scent."

"Hey, have any of you guys seen my towel?"

"Frank Sinatra. It would be cool to actually sing on key for a change."

"My moist, sexy, muscular body! Some people think that the drooling and flatulence is sext too....Oh, and we also play some songs!"

"You guys are lucky, cuz in Europe, like you can show boobs on TV and like in magazines and what not. We're Americans so the slightest, the slightest glimpse of a nipple will..."

"HUH?"

"Lets here it for blowjobs people."

"Travis, you ready?"

"If your like me, you like to wait till your parents are having sex and walk in on them and act like its an accident, and then ask if you can join in."

"I like to get Honey Combs, and Apple Jax, and Captain Crunch Berries and mix them all together, but I'm freak and I use water instead of milk."

"This guy, Cary, wasn't allowed calls after 10 at night, and we used to prank call him after 10 all the time, because his dad, Bill, would get so upset."

"That's what Sid Vicious would have done, dude."

"FUCK you!"

"I like the anal sex one better."

Mark: "In some areas of the world, I'm considered good looking. Starndards are different all around the world."

Tom: "Ever been to kenya?"

Mark: "Well that's not a place where I'm considered good looking."

Tom: "The Himalayas?"

Mark: "Tibet! I go off in Tibet. I'm considered very good looking there. Cuz it's either me or they fuck a yak."

"When I get drunk, I call my dad and say:
Dad, what are you wearing?"

"I'm tired of standing over here all by myself, I'm gonna come over here by Mark!" - Tom DeLonge
"Stay on your own side of the stage! What did we talk about before the show?" - Mark Hoppus
"In four months, I'm becoming a girl." *laughs*

"We have lots of games. There's gay chicken. And there's one called gay prison where Toms always
the new guy."

"Hey, Tom. Do you think your dad would let me borrow his speedos again?" - Mark Hoppus
"(laughing) He might" - Tom DeLonge.

Travis Quotes

"Tom and Mark have all the small things, I have all the big things."

"My favorite is Lucky Charms."

"Everything in this band's beautiful."

"Ever since I was a kid I wanted to like play drums professionally, like I was kinda pushed on it by my mom, my mom made me play so it was kinda like my dream but I wanted to be a professionally skater but I kept hurting myself. It got to the point were I could function anymore like if I kept on skateboarding uh this is definatly what I want to do and hopefully it'll keep going on from here you know?"

"The other albums were good but they were a bit repetitive like I would get mixed up like when I had to learn them I had to learn them in a couple of hours when I was filling in like six of the songs sounded exactly alike. This one I don't think will have that problem, there's a lot of variety on there like uh a lot more songs like well written songs you know?"

"I think they're super funny, but you would never hear me talking like them"

"Seeing the Police and not being able to be the drummer"

"I've never made it a point to be different from everyone else"

"Well, most of the shows we play are the Warped tour, but in our free time, pretty much everyone skateboards"

"Misery is flying in an airplane"

"I listen to everything from jazz to reggae to heavy metal and I kind of combine everything to make something different"

"She was super horny"

"I'm easily irritated"

"I'm the guy on tour who will do his own thing."

"Take care of your cologne and your cologne will take care of you."

"Good things come to he who waits 'cause she laid me!"

"Remember 2 eat, sleep, & blink." -travis,mark,tom

"If I feel like being a potty mouth in the privacy of my own home, I will. I just don't have it in me to do it in front of ten thousand strangers." (on mark and tom's sick jokes)

"My dad was kind of like the hardheaded blue-collar guy who says you have to work fifty hours a week."

"On her deathbed, my mom told me to keep on playing music, to go for my dreams. That's pretty much why I kept on doing it."

"I was always around little babies, it was rad." (on his mom baby-sitting local kids).

"I've never been one to party on tour. When all the other bands are going out after the show, I'm sitting in a room practicing. I feel guilty if I don't, like i'm taking everything for granted."

"I guess i'm the serious one."

"Are you saying you never dyed your hair, Mr. Purple hair?" (to Mark).

"I've been playing drums since I was four but I didn't get serious till I was about 12, but I had the same drum set till I was 15."